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Stoned On Sesame Street Music Lyrics

Adam Sandler

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Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet.

Kermit:
Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
I'd like to tell you what todays letter is,
but I am really fucked (bleeped) up.
He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?

Big Bird:
Sure Kermit, today's letter is.........joint.

Kermit:
Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.

Big Bird:
Sorry kids. Today's letter is....threeee!

Kermit:
Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle*

Big Bird:
Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today.
Kermit....Are you with me?

Kermit:
God, I'm stoned!

Big Bird:
Me too.

*laughs*

Elmo:
Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.

Kermit:
Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our ABC's Big Bird...

Big Bird:
OK...

Kermit and Big Bird:
A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C

Big Bird;
I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.

Kermit:
Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??

Big Bird:
Yes I did.

Kermit:
Heh, Kramitt the frog here.
OK, OK, that's all the time we have for today.
Goodbye kids.Today's show was brought to you by the letter ummm,

Big Bird:
bong...

Kermit:
And the number......

Big Bird:
God, you're messed up...

Kermit:
Fuck you!!! (bleeped)
Kermit:
The number, Fuck you!! (bleeped)

*laughing*

Kermet and Big Bird:
Bye, bye, kids!

*music*
Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet

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