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Toll Booth Willie Music Lyrics

Adam Sandler

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(All Spoken)

Toll Booth Willie:
Welcome to Wester. Dollar 25 please.

Man:
Hey! How you doing Toll Booth Willie?

Toll Booth Willie:
Good. Thanks for askin pa.

Man:
Ahh thats great you know...considering your a fuckin idiot.

Toll Booth Willie:
Go fuck yourself ya son of a bitch.
I'll come right out of the booth and fuckin wack ya..ya fuckin prick.

Man:
Hey Hey Willie how's it goin?

Toll Booth Willie:
Hey can't complain pa. Hows bout you?

Man:
Oh great great how much?

Toll Booth Willie:
The state charges a Dollar 25 pa.

Man:
Thats fine.
Now should I give you the money or
Should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass wooo hooo

Toll Booth Willie:
Why you fuckin hard on
I'll fuckin cottonfist your fuckin head with a louiseville fuckin slugger
What do you think of that Ass fuck?

Woman:
Hi Willie.

Toll Booth Willie:
Oh Nice to see you Ma'am Not a bad day eh?

Woman:
Well I'm a little lost Could you help me out?
I hear your the best with directions.

Toll Booth Willie:
Well I know my way around new england I can tell you that much
So where ya headed?

Woman:
Well I was just wondering
Exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass.
You know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you fucking prick.

Toll Booth Willie:
You fuckin bitch fuck you.
You forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore.
I'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull.
You cum quzzling queen!

Man:
Hey Willie.

Toll Booth Willie:
Hey how are ya?

Man:
Heres a Dollar 25 and go fuck yourself.

Toll Booth Willie:
Da you fuckin prick.
I hope you choke on a fuckin bottle cap you fuckin son of a fuck.
Eat shit.
Eat my shit.

Man:
Hello Willie good to see you.

Toll Booth Willie:
Ahh Bishop Nelson Nice to see you.
That was quite a sermon you had the other day.

Man:
Hey well I do my best.

Toll Booth Willie:
Dollar 25 Bishop.

Man:
Dollar 25 Willie.
Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job?
You piece of dog shit.

Toll Booth Willie:
Ohhh have another one you fuckin lush.
Its not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin douchebag!

Man:
Hey~

Toll Booth Willie:
Well Hey.

Man:
Yeah Do you want the money or
Should I just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?

Toll Booth Willie:
Wellll I already heard that one ya fuckin unoriginal bastard.
Go suck a cock ya piece of fuckin repeating shit.

Woman:
Hi.

Toll Booth Willie:
ohhh Hi how are ya?

Woman:
Fine thank you. How much is the toll please?

Toll Booth Willie:
For you sweetheart its a dollar 25.

Woman:
Here you go. Thank you.

Toll Booth Willie:
Hey hey honey would you like a reciept with that?

Woman:
Oh I almost forgot. Thank you so much.

Toll Booth Willie:
And here ya are.

Woman:
Umm do you think you could sign it?

Toll Booth Willie:
Ohhahh sign it?

Woman:
Yeah. Sign Toll Booth Willie was here.

Toll Booth Willie:
Okay sure.
Ahh by the way what is this for?

Woman:
Just so I could have proof for my friends
That I met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dig alive.
You understand.

Toll Booth Willie:
Fuck you ya fuckin uppity bitch.
I'll fuckin fuck you and all your lesbian fish eatin friends,
In front of your fuckin mothers.
Your gonna die bitch. I'm comin' outta the booth.

(Sounds of Willie leaving the booth and getting hit by a car)

Toll Booth Willie:
Ohhh my fuckin leg!

Man 1:
Hey you ran over Toll Booth Willie.

Man 2:
Oh my god.
I was always wondering what it would be like
To run over a dried up stinky dick licker.

Toll Booth Willie:
You fuckin pricks I fuckin hear every fuckin word your sayin'.
When this fuckin leg heals
I'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin assholes.

(All Yelling until it fades out)

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