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Schadenfreude Music Lyrics
Avenue Q
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Gary:
Right now you are down and out
And feelin' really crappy.
Nikki:
I'll say.
Gary:
And when I see how sad you are,
It sorta makes me happy.
Nikki:
Happy?
Gary:
Sorry Nikki.
Human nature-
Nothing I can do.
It's Schadenfreude
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
Nikki:
Now that's not very nice Gary.
Gary:
I didn't say it was nice,
But everybody does it.
�Dya ever clap when a waitress falls
And drops a tray of glasses?
Nikki:
Yea.
Gary:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters
Fallin' on their asses?
Nikki:
Sure.
Gary:
Don't you feel all warm and cozy
Watching people out in the rain?
Nikki:
You bet.
Gary:
That's
Both:
Schadenfreude.
Gary:
People taking pleasure in your pain.
Nikki:
Oh. Schadenfreude, huh? What's that? Some kind of Nazi word?
Gary:
Yup. It's German for �happiness at the misfortune of others'.
Nikki:
�Happiness at the misfortune of others'
That is German!
Watching a vegetarian
Being told she just ate chicken.
Gary:
Or watching a frat boy
Realize just what he put his dick in.
Nikki:
Being on an elevator when somebody
Shouts �Hold the door!'
Gary:
Oh yea!
Both:
No!
Schadenfreude�
Gary:
Fuck you lady!
That's what stairs are for!
Nikki:
Ooh- How about:
Straight A student's getting B's�
Gary:
Exes getting STDs�
Nikki:
Waking doormen from their naps�
Gary:
Watching tourists reading maps�
Nikki:
Football players getting tackled�
Gary:
CEOs getting shackled�
Nikki:
Watching actors never reach�
Both:
The ending of their Oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Gary:
The world needs people like you and me
Who've been knocked around by fate
�Cause when people see us
They don't want to be us
And that makes them feel great
Nikki:
Sure.
We provide a vital service to society.
Both:
You and me!
Schadenfreude
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place
Making the world a better place to be!
Gary:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
Avenue Q - Schadenfreude Music Lyrics
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