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[1-900-Sheila] Music Lyrics

Cledus T. Judd

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[ (laughin') ....let's see here now ...1...900...boy i hope i get a perty un', maybe she'll look like terri clark or faith hill or somebody... hope this ain't a party line... here we go!



i was layed up at my house
watchin' CMT
thought i'd have a late night snack
so i headed to the kitchen on a commercial break
when somethin' called me back

it was the sexiest voice that i'd ever heard
comin' outta my television set
said call now you can hear me live
and i'll tell you 'bout my naughtiness

so without hesitation or futher ado
i grabbed ahold of my... visa
and dialed the number flashin on my screen...
1-900-Sheila

You can tell it all to me
i'm you're phone fantasy
1-900-Sheila

so i kicked back in the recliner
and on the second ring
she whispered 'hello,this is sheila, your credit card number please'
i said how much will it cost
for this here trip to paradise
she said 'you can't put a price on love
that's another 4.98 a minute with buy

after an hour of conversation
she had me chewin' on the reciever
well i worked up a sweat
i was out of breath over
1-900-Sheila

You can tell it all to me
i'm your phone fantasy
1-900-Sheila

like a man possesed
i dialed her number
mornin', noon, and night
and slowly but surely we fell in love
but my phone bill shot outta sight
after so many costly heart-to-hearts
i just had to make a face-to-face

she wouldn't give me her home address!
so i had her number traced
well i thought it'd lead to a passion palace
some penthouse in the sky
well then i must admit i was a little letdown
when i found her in a double-wide(a double-wide!)
that cutie that i envisioned
that goddess that drove me crazy
answered the door with a cigar in her mouth
and weighed in at over 280

they say loves conquers all
well i reckon it's true
even when it's for a fee
we said i do
and now we're one
though she makes two of me

and she talks to me no charge
everytime she takes a breather
and i'll never have to work
as long as all you jerks
dial 1-900-Sheila

You can tell it all to me
i'm your phone fantasy
1-900-Sheila

i love ya baby
come here to me]

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