1 Music Lyrics

X-Mas Music Lyrics

Corey Taylor

>>> Send X-Mas Ringtones to your phone <<<

Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain�t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It�s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

Now I�m no wiccan commie or nothing
But there�s one damn holiday that I can�t stand
It ain�t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it�ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ain�t drunk then it ain�t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain�t hammered it ain�t hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain�t cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain�t drunk then it ain�t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
�Let�s buy some piece and quiet for a change�
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA

So if I ain�t drunk then it ain�t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain�t hammered it ain�t hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!

If I ain�t cockeyed it ain�t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain�t drunk then it ain�t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

Corey Taylor - X-Mas Music Lyrics

>>> Send X-Mas Ringtones to your phone <<<

Search Lyrics Database