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Awesome, Awesome, Awesome, Awesome
I don't necessarily have to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones though

Mother fucker I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie.
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride.
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by, and I met all my friends online.
Mother fucker, I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl.
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail, nobody called.
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

You know my pants sag low (low) even though (though)
That went out of style like ten years ago (go)
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle

And lyrically, I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss, and yet
So preposterous
Feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest, up at the sausage fest
Oh Yes!

The girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joinin' a cult
Uh uhh
I'm as nervous as my cattle Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress
Got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this, it's cuz my little sister wrote it

I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie.
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride.
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by, and I met all my friends online.
Mother fucker, I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl.
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail, nobody called.
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome.

Swagger of a cripple
Swagger of a cripple

Check it out.
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
and I can't ski
Smoke weed, but i can't roll blunts
Find me whipped by my wifey
My neck not icy
Eatin' at Mcdonalds because subway is pricey

Uh and my unibrow is plucked
Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
She's like "for what?
blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
I'm like mom, please, don't blame it on me
I got my bad habits from you, dad and aunt steve
My attitude is sour but my futon's sweet
And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji

Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
Can't tweet upon my Twitter, cuz I haven't done shit
Bank account red, body ungroomed
The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon

I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie.
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride.
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by, and I met all my friends online.
Mother fucker, I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl.
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail, nobody called.
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

Further more, I'm cornier than ethanol
Cheesier than provolone
I spent years eight to ten, living in a motor home
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
Because I spent a decade filling Optimos
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
On my game, I'm only about as sexy as John McCain

Now put your hands up..
If you have nightmares,
If you wouldn't man up, if there was a fight here
If you got dandruff,
If you drink light beer

I'm outta breath.

But, I'm awesome!!!
No you're not dude, don't lie.
I'm awesome!!!
I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride.
I'm awesome!!!
A quarter of my life gone by, and I met all my friends online.
Mother fucker, I'm awesome!!!
I will run away from a brawl.
I'm awesome!!!
There's no voice mail, nobody called.
I'm awesome!!!
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

I'M AWESOME !!!!!!!

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